By Jonathan Gray
Yes, Larry got around stark naked. And he lived in a cave. Would you believe, he was a school teacher. But he wanted to escape the rat race, so Larry became a cave man. Cave man? Yes. I’m not kidding. Larry is quite intelligent. (And his brother’s a Ph.D.) In fact, I have met Cave Man Larry several times. He lives just 27 miles from here.
But , how real were those other cave men? You know, those ones we read about in school text books. What do you think? Did they really chew rotten meat? And grunt? And drag their women by the hair?
And ‘Stone Age‘ men. Who were they? Evolving primitives?
Are you sitting down? They were city folk forced to live primitively after their civilization was destroyed. That’s right. The evidence says so. Do you want some clues?
1. QUALITY OF CAVE MAN ART
Did you know that rock paintings in the caves of Altamira, Lascaux, Ribadasella and others, are masterpieces of art in any period. Their realism and beauty are just as good as modern paintings!
They bear witness to a developed culture which used perspective and free-ness of form – an amazingly sophisticated art. And cave paintings have a common style worldwide. It’s as though they came from a common school.
The original caves of Montignac-Lascaux (now closed to the public) have been called “the Sistine Chapel of prehistory”. The artists achieved a remarkable three-dimensional effect by using the natural contours of rock.
How did they do this? Small holes became the glaring eyes of a bison; cracks became the wounds of a stricken deer; odd-shaped bulges were incorporated into the painting as a head or back hump.
Even today, light and shadow contrasts using the natural rock shapes make the animals appear to be alive and breathing. Here is a technique and effect unique in the history of art.
I tell you, these cavemen scaled heights not reached again until late in our era. Are we to believe that these were dim-witted savages, incapable of putting two stones together to build a wall?
2. CAVEMEN LIVED IN HOUSES
Do you know, they used scaffolds – and the holes in the rock, where they put in crossbeams for planks, are still there? Now scaffolding cannot precede the knowledge of masonry; it follows from the development of masonry. Therefore we can be sure that ‘cavemen’ knew how to construct houses.
And yes, remains of their houses have actually been found.
3. CAVEMEN WORE SOPHISTICATED CLOTHING
“Prehistoric” cave paintings in Africa depict men with blond beards and well-styled hair who are wearing boots, tight-fitting pants, multicoloured shirts, coats and gloves.
A woman is wearing a short-sleeved pullover, closely-fitting breeches, and gloves, garters and slippers.
Engraved stones unearthed in a cave at Lussac, France, show modern-looking people in casual poses wearing robes, belts, boots, coats and hats. A seated young lady wears a pantsuit with a short-sleeved jacket, a pair of small boots, and a decorated hat. On her lap is what looks like a modern purse.
Men wear well-tailored pants, broad belts with clasps, and clipped beards and moustaches.
But let me warn you. If you go to photograph these engraved drawings, you will be stopped. This is very embarrassing material. And it’s decidedly not open to public inspection. Understandably. It refutes all that we’ve been told to believe.
There’s a vested interest at stake, here. So many peoples’ careers are bound up in it now. Lifetime reputations.
Of course, many of the theorists are totally sincere. They believe they have found the answer, and they don’t want someone to come along and tell them it’s all made up.
4. OTHER EVIDENCES OF THEIR CIVILIZED ORIGIN
(a) Community cooperation was highly developed.
(b) They were familiar with sea travel.
(c) They each one inherited a common lunar calendar
system from a civilization older than they.
(d) ‘Stone Age’ men mined metals.
http://www.beforeus.com Warm regards, Jonathan Gray.
Wow! These “dumb cavemen” sure had some amazing fashions!
These “cavemen” were – of course! -Cave ALIENS! 🙂 With helmets! Sure!
Ancient Egypt was not supposed to know the wheel! But the “cavemen” in the Sahara.. sure did! Dated at 10.000 years BP?
Well, at least the Egyptians had boats, as the Saharans obviously did too. Such stupid “cavemen!”
And they painted giraffes in all kinds of positions.. like a boss!