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No Clothes, No House, Just a Cave? Grunting & pulling women by the hair?

By Jonathan Gray
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Yes, Larry got around stark naked. And he lived in a cave. Would you believe, he was a school teacher. But he wanted to escape the rat race, so Larry became a cave man. Cave man? Yes. I’m not kidding. Larry is quite intelligent. (And his brother’s a Ph.D.) In fact, I have met Cave Man Larry several times. He lives just 27 miles from here.

But , how real were those other cave men? You know, those ones we read about in school text books. What do you think? Did they really chew rotten meat? And grunt? And drag their women by the hair?

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And ‘Stone Age‘ men. Who were they? Evolving primitives?
Are you sitting down? They were city folk forced to live primitively after their civilization was destroyed. That’s right. The evidence says so. Do you want some clues? Continue reading No Clothes, No House, Just a Cave? Grunting & pulling women by the hair?